Thank you for attending The Penny Pinching Diva's International Community College of Knowledge. Todays lesson is continuing from: HOUSEWIFE 101. LESSON 08: Oh Orajel, how you have forsaken me. Having a teething baby does not make for a happy and quiet house. My tried and tested Orajel has failed me. Regardless of its quoted "numbing" affects it worked no miracles for me, and I was left feeling frustrated and hopeless as I stared at my once angelic baby now screaming at the top of his lungs. I quickly got myself together and started going ...

Thank you for attending The Penny Pinching Diva's International Community College of Knowledge. Todays lesson is continuing from: HOUSEWIFE 101.LESSON 07:The gas light is there for a reason."Oh gas hand, how I do take thee for granted." A quote by little ole' me, repeatedly chanted over and over yesturday as I miraculously cruised into a nearby gas station. I found out yesturday that the myth of "When your car's gas light comes on, you can get five to ten more miles out of it before it cuts off" is just that, a myth.My car just so happened to d...

Thank you for attending The Penny Pinching Diva's International Community College of Knowledge. Today's lesson is continuing from: HOUSEWIFE 101. LESSON 04: No matter how long you look at clean clothes, they will not fold themselves. I love doing laundry. I like washing clothes, and I love the way clothes smell when you put them in the dryer. Clean clothes smell is THE BEST smell to me. I just hate folding clothes. If I had superpowers, they would be willing the enormous stack of clothes on my ottoman to fold themselves. But of course, the...

Thank you for attending The Penny Pinching Diva's International Community College of Knowledge. Todays lesson is: HOUSEWIFE 101.LESSON 01:DO NOT tear up your things in a fit of anger.If you just so happen to be angry at your significant other, or anyone in general, please DO NOT TEAR UP YOUR OWN THINGS in a bout of hissyfitness. Nine times out of ten, whatever you just broke, you will need sometime that same day. It does not matter if the last time you used said object was months ago, said object will be in demand that same day just because you...